Ahh, the days of businesses downsizing. If you manage to escape the chopping block you win the lucky prize of a whole bunch more work for the same pay. Well, if you think you've got it bad, just think of the poor beaver. That unfortunate sap gets to cut down trees all day with the only tool he has available, his teeth. I wonder if beavers need to floss? Anyways, to celebrate this furry friend, we've created Irony Hurts. Not only is it bad enough that you get to live your life with celloluse filled poo, but you have to be extra quick on your feet!

Cheers,
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